kiloger 

A little bitch that eats meat and never vegetables.

That girl Tegan is a total kiloger she always eats meat and is so mean about it.

kiloger by Rollie York August 21, 2006

kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

kiloderp by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Kilographic 

(N). An event occuring in the background of another, more minor event, and yet, at times, may alter the foreground event, or may be adjacent or related.

Jimmy and Bob wondered if they would ever see Rupert again as he took to the sky. In the background, he rose into the sky, only to be struck by lightning and then hit by a plane. What a kilographic...

Kilographic by Def_226 July 30, 2003

kiloversary 

Kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.

kiloversary by the bromiester February 12, 2010

Kilger

Family name originated in Germany,
Mostly talented in the arts and entertainment
very good-looking

I Love the Kilgers!

Kilger by RachJK June 29, 2010

Kilographic 

A happening in the background, such as a man lawnmowing, and there is a violent mob war in the background...

The Simpsons: almost all the episodes...

Kilographic by Young_Kitsune August 1, 2003