Dirty Nick 

Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.

Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."

Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."

Dirty Nick by typical_cracker_behavior January 12, 2006

Dirty Nick 

The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).

Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.

Dirty Nick by Robert Kelber September 7, 2008

dirty nick 

when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.

'Bro, I pulled a dirty Nick last night, it was awesome! '

dirty nick by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Dirty nick 

When a man uses his bunions to rub a girls clit

Oh I gave Steph the dirty nicks last night

Dirty nick by Cumconnoisseur December 21, 2020

Dirty Nick 

Dick pic nick is a man who goes to RHS and love to blow off the security guards at the school he is most know as consuming the most vapes in a day possible and getting anal while doing it nick is a wild gay fellow.

Bro have you heard about dirty nick

Dirty Nick by TitsWitz October 18, 2023

Dirty nick 

Dirty nick meaning A good time to pounce and then dip if you’re his first, just like pre K sound it out Nick and say it slow you get A Nasty dick, hops in something that smell like rotten eggs and ole milk

Dirty nick.

Dirty nick by Hootersboobers April 2, 2024

Dirty Nick 

When you cum in a girl and shit on her face she throws up you then throw up and mix it into the cum that’s still in her ass scoop it out then make her drink it.

I gave Shelly a dirty Nick there’s cum every where

Dirty Nick by Creziz February 13, 2025