Skoob 

Da Don .. stoner , freaking porn star, takes your girl , gets groovy stayes fresh

oh look its skoob

Skoob by wdedks November 21, 2021

skoob 

Noun; an impatient and irritable person, usually also someone with a short temper

"Yo man, ima call you later"
"Goddammit call me now!!!"
"STFU ya damn skoob!"

skoob by Cluck Cluck May 9, 2006

Skoob 

Used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can ejaculate (see exmaple 1)

or

A word used in place of jizz or spunk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing jizz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)

1: I managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: Whats your furthest skoob Proffesor trish?

Skoob by Philly ree August 14, 2008

Skoob 

Someone who inhaled or eats shit religiously

Oh look, that person is having shit for dinner, they must be a skoob

Skoob by Shermy June 15, 2018

skoob 

it is usually someone between froob and noob and acts like a noob

Person1:omfg wat am newb, i lost my armor
Person2:wow..... wat a sad newb
Me: you two are both skoobs'

skoob by Pk Heather November 21, 2007

skoob 

skoob is cross between someone who is a noob and a skater.

person 1:omgz! god that skater is a noob
person 2:yup hes a real SKOOB rofl!!!

skoob by rust/eez!! February 1, 2008

Skoob 

A slang term originating from England referring to a marijuana 'blunt'.

Usually used when the blunt in question is particularly fat.

You: What are you doing fam?
Me: Rolling up a phat old Skoob.
You: Nicee

Skoob by heisenheichou December 10, 2015