sleepie

The stuff you find in the corner of your eye each morning, after sleeping.
Other names include Sleep, Sleepy, Eye bogies, Sleepy Sand, Eye goo.

I like to eat my sleepie, it tastes like salt!

sleepie by Aaron2 December 6, 2006

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sleepie

to have a little sleep

"i'll think i'll have a little sleepie" - Vince Noir the Mighty Boosh

sleepie by michael beck April 19, 2006

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sleepie is da shit nikkahs, better not start shit b4 he fuck ur ass up, he be reppen 626 wit his homeboiz n homegirlz homiez, fuck wit him u fuck wit all, he also luvz his bby girl for all eternity

sleepie is godly nikkahs =

sleepie by Tyson December 31, 2004

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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.

Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"

Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019