Tabasco 

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

Tabasco by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Tabasco 

A really good hot female boxer.
short quick somewhat funny
got the nickname cuz she throws heat in the gym
and is one really hot female

Dude i went up ta Drakes gym today, wow Tabasco dominated.

Janay "Tabasco" Webster showed no remorse against her apponent.

Tabasco by JMWhotsauce May 24, 2008

Tabasco 

Great hot sauce. It makes your poop burn when it comes out.

OH MY GOD. I just took a shit.

Tabasco by Giefer June 21, 2004

Tabasco 

The code for that guy you're crushing on because we all know you want it and u want it bhaaaad.

"Tabasco is coming, BEND & SNAP"

Tabasco by the/man April 10, 2019

tabasco 

Something that impressionable nerds started chowing down on just because Maddox, Chuck Norris, and United States Marines started to talk about the stuff, so wimpy skinny nerds love it too!

Its like when people started twirling pens when they saw Top Gun. Of course they felt it looked retarded, but it looked cool in front of the chicks.

Unfortunately it doesn't obscure the fact that you have poor hygiene, a ugly face, and poor social skills. All you achieved is totally destroying all your taste buds with a shitty sauce thats based upon pure-heat than flavor.

The only good use for Tabasco Sauce is to hide the lousy taste of terrible cooking.

Otherwise it just ruins and vandalizes good ol' homecooked flavor with vinegar, peppar, and salt.

Your a loser if you eat Tabasco sauce just because Maddox said so. Go BECOME a role model instead of imitating a crazed internet nerd who worked as a telemarketer. You fail at everything in life if you can't make your own decisions and rely on Maddox to tell you what.

Yeah I know there are other crappy flavors of Tabasco, but you'll just get called a faggot by a insecure nerd for looking at a bottle of chipotle sauce.

tabasco by C Tan September 11, 2007

Tabasco 

A cry of extreme pain and/or pleasure resulting from something hot (eg hot pepper sauce or an iron) being placed on the testicles.

"TABASCO! More muscle rub, more, more! TABASCO TABASCO! That's warmed my fotch!"

Tabasco by Rubberneck Rik May 12, 2003

Tabasco Screamer 

A fun trick to play on a girlfriend.
You place a small drop of Tabasco on your tongue and then proceed to lick her out, causing her to scream like crazy

Mark: So, Me and Jen were messing around last night, and I gave her the Ol' Tabasco Screamer
Steve: OMG! how'd that go?
Mark: She cried

Tabasco Screamer by Luke.The.Fool August 31, 2010