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Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.
Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god
Brad Keselowski by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

brad keselowski

Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.
NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

Brad Keselowski

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds
Brad Keselowski by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Darb-keselowski-block 

The term Darbkeselowskiblock was made up by Michael Mrucz on June 24th, 2024, in the NASCAR 2011 Season Mode episode "JIMMIE JOHNSON VS. DANICA PATRICK // NASCAR 2011 DLC Career Ep. 33". The incident happened on Lap 5 of the race, when Mrucz attempted to block MONTOYAAAA up high, but failed.
"That was a Darbkeselowskiblock. In definition, you look up in a dictionary, the Websters, 'Darb-keselowski-block', all one word, there's a picture of THAT!" -Michael Mrucz