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The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.
varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.
Varian by silverwuvs April 11, 2020
Related Words
A word that is used to ship the ship that should be shipped even though the two people involved will continuously deny it.
Varia is the superior ship.
Varia by aiyah lah November 18, 2019
I saw varia k talking to her crush
varia k by - hello! May 7, 2017

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008
The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.
Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.
Varian by BlackRoseAki January 28, 2019

Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).
These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.