Englandn't
Englandn't by Your favourite Dad March 24, 2021
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New England Tumbleweed
New England Tumbleweed by ZefsDead January 25, 2019
Redbank New England Tour
When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.
Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.
Redbank New England Tour by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010
New England Twizzler
Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.
"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"
Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?
"...They got a name for it?"
Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?
"...They got a name for it?"
New England Twizzler by DanteMalkav December 9, 2008
Old-England Tea Bag
The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Old-England Tea Bag by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
New England Tea
Example and Origin:
Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
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Student: Is that a name for weed?
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Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.
Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
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Student: Is that a name for weed?
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Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.
New England Tea by Constantly Confused October 2, 2013
New England Tube Sock
When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
New England Tube Sock by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021