A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely

Mitospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

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Meiospiss

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely

Meiospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

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miloissotired

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER. Milo deserves many hugs. He is the actual best moot ever /srs Milo deserves a raise for how comforting he is. Milo is the 2nd prettiest boy ever (sorry milo gnf has to be first 😔🤞) I LOVE YOU MILO <33

person1: WOAH IS THAT MILOISSOTIRED??

person2: WHERE??

person3: HE IS SO NICE :)

miloissotired by gnfsstickymilkjar October 11, 2021

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Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"

I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)

Hiptosis Milosis by Dr.Not KingRAGE July 30, 2019

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