April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...