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funbortion 

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.
The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.
funbortion by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011

Unboringatient 

A word describing a person who does all they can to avoid anything boring and is always looking forward to doing something exciting
That unboringatient guy skipped out on his family dinner to go to the mall with his friend.
Unboringatient by Vans Mariano January 17, 2011

Inbortion 

The act of pushing the fetus back into the mother's vagina.
The baby was stillborn so we chose to inbortion it.
Inbortion by DingleBerryLord October 15, 2017

unboltingsiren3 

A worthless pile of cat shit. When spotted in its natural habitat, an asshole, it retreats back into the anus like a rodent. It has developed a symbiotic relationship with a dipshit. Unboltingsiren3 is a parasite that many find revolting and wish it would just look up AcidSupercobra on Urban Dictionary.
My cat just took an unboltingsiren3.
unboltingsiren3 by Spiderbrain November 17, 2017

Inbortion 

When a woman slips and lands on a child, usually on his head, causing the child to get sucked up into the womans vaginal cavity. This usually results in the childs death due to either neck snap or suffocation inside the womans womb
Oh no! Megan slipped and landed on that child!
Guess we now have to go to that childs parents and explain he suffered Inbortion..
Inbortion by HipsterFoxx December 7, 2020

Unboring 

Hey have you seen Jim?
He's probably unboring in the bathroom.
Unboring by Traygon July 28, 2021