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1. Mr. Bean in lesbian form
2.A lesbian that likes chili
1. Mike has a weird lesbean fetish.
2. Me
Lesbean by KMB13787 October 29, 2015
A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website
Person: I’m a lesbean
Me: *gasp* me too!
Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)
Lesbean by LesbeanElf March 26, 2020
A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™
Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!
Lesbean by Kismesitude__ May 18, 2018
When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.
''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''
Lesbean by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018
i am a lesbean
lesbean by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022