fakewise 

A statement or a quote that is meant to sound intelligent, insightful and wise, but is truly neither.

Person 1: When you love somebody enough, nothing is impossible.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.

fakewise by Marquis Montrose September 21, 2020

fakewife

type of genuine committed monogamous relationship usually between a middle aged man and a younger divorced single mother who recieves a regular set small amount of money per month for a set term (usually 1 yr) from the man.

Similar to a wife, the woman manages the man's thinking to keep him focused on job, goals etc. She also controls the sex in the relationship. As in any relationship he provides companionship, stability and emotional support as well as some duties typically performed by a husband
While living apart the woman spends 1 night per week with the man as though she is his wife

Differs from sugar daddy because there is no exploitation and there is an honest monogamous relationship

Q. She's a single mom working at McDonald's how can she afford a new car?
A. Oh, she's a fakewife to that guy who used to pick her up when her old car was broken
Q. Did he buy it for her?

A. No, he just committed to helping her with the payments

fakewife by Sky3844 September 5, 2012