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Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."
Related Words
Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.
Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parks and Recreation

A TV show on NBC. It is a witty workplace comedy, very funny for almost all ages. Cast includes Amy Poelher, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari etc.
Guy 1: What are you watching?
Guy 2: Just watching the best show ever Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation by Addiema April 26, 2013

parkside apartments 

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up
rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government
Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.
Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parkseidon 

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..
-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late
parkseidon by hakan ustis September 7, 2007