Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.

pompeii pwnz0r'D!

pompeii by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

Pompeii Poop by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

bearded pompeii by brodudecm March 2, 2009

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our lady of pompeii

Our Lady of Pompeii
OLP
Old Lady Prison

A school in Greenwich village where you would get beaten by nuns.

I went to Our Lady of Pompeii in 1967, I got beaten by nuns.

our lady of pompeii by matcat98 March 10, 2016

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