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Public Piss Syndrome

When you have PPS you are prone to losing your desire to urinate when someone else is in the room. Often someone being in the stall next to you creates this problem. Urinals will become your worst enemy when you are affected by PPS, as large urges to urinate can be abolished even by the opening of the bathroom door.
Friend 1: Good dammit hurry up, we are going to miss the bus!
Friend 2: Well dude get out! You know I got PPS!
Friend 1: God Damn PPS....
PPS by Johnny Spectacular February 28, 2005
PPS stands for penetrations per second. This phrase is usually used when having sex. It is very commonly asked to people as a joke or maybe just out of curiosity. it also helps people get to know one another.
R: Hey anna lee whats you pps?
A: Oh its only 70.
R: Oh come on get working on that.
PPS by UNFORGOTEN January 1, 2012
peter pan syndrome
when someone looks younger than their age, and never grows up. like peter pan.
i.e. frankie munez, michael cera, etc.
"there's no way he's 19, he looks like, 12!"
"he must have pps."
pps by bainana January 27, 2008
P.P.S.= Prefered Place of Sex
Dude- "So wait why were you on your roof again?"
Chick- "I dunno, I love being on my roof!"
Dude- "Is that a PPS of yours?"
PPS by AnonoftheUSA October 9, 2010
I've just finished reading the Harry Potter series and I have PPS. Now life is meaningless and there is no reason to get out of bed in the morning. How can one go on knowing nothing I do will amount to the achievements of JK Rowling.
PPS by Charliedelto July 14, 2011
purple pissers; the most annoying, loving, stupid, tragic, and lastly best groupchat of all time.
pps is so annoying.
pps just kicked me out of the gc again.
pps is so sexc to me.
finally just left pps.
pps by ppsluvr69 June 7, 2020