The last name of part time spies, part time secret agents, part time
assassins, part time mafia leaders, part time drug lords, part time male models, part time killers of the Norris clan, part time chefs, part time plumers, part time sandwich makers, part time tattoo artists, part time
definition writers, part time COD rapists, part time Aaron Potters, and part time
your mom.
Person: Aren't you an Orduno?
An Orduno: Yes. ( Pulls out gun and shoots the person, while posing, while fixing their sink, while
playing chess, while
eating a sandwich, while tattooing a toad, while roundhouse kicking the Norris', while reading a dictionary, while
casting spells, while playing COD, and while being your mother.)