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Pointy Haired Boss
Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.
"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
Pointy Haired Boss by master_gopher July 1, 2006
pointy kitty
actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.
pointy kitty by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007
pointy eared leaf lover
1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
pointy elbows
A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.
Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.
pointy elbows by FuzzyBB July 19, 2009
Powney
A large inconvenience that has the body structure of a bath tub. When they use their brain, static noises are produced and they have the intelligence resembling an arm chair.
Teacher: “George, what is the quadratic formula?”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”
Powney by Saviour Sam March 19, 2019