Powney 

A large inconvenience that has the body structure of a bath tub. When they use their brain, static noises are produced and they have the intelligence resembling an arm chair.

Teacher: “George, what is the quadratic formula?”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”

Powney by Saviour Sam March 19, 2019

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

poney pounder

1. some one who lives in Kitimat, BC

2. some one who has sexual relations with a horse/poney

guy: dude i just saw someone fucking a horse

other guy: aww, what a poney pounder

poney pounder by Count Crotchula August 15, 2008

Poney 

To do someone bad/dirty.

She totally poneyed me in that picture!

Poney by King_veeee July 30, 2017

Pooney Dunderchin

A brash, pungent smelling, wolf-man like creature that dwells in caves and feeds on small children, mice, subway rats. Often said to be a mythical creature. Said to be the offspring of a unicorn and Kate Moss.

Ol' Pooney. He be crazy. That ol' Pooney Dunderchin. He one crazy mofo.

Pooney Dunderchin by P. Dunder April 15, 2009

Powness 

To exclaim something extremely exaggerated! With the enthusiasm of a 12 year old boy!
It’s like saying goodness but a little more “edgy”.

“Oh my powness!”
“Powness, that’s amazing!”

Powness by Mark McFadden March 8, 2019

poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.

She has big poney knockers.

poney knockers by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010