Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
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He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.
When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.
Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.
When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.
Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
by princesspiddles September 19, 2020
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He is the best, he’s a great friend and even better lover. He always will have your back and he’s so kind. He’s crazy intelligent and he has a great body rock hard abs and a toned but muscular body. He has amazing hair, curly and fluffy with blue and gray eyes that could light up the the whole world. He is so committed and he’s the most outgoing guy you’ll ever meet. He will praise you and help you even when you’re having a bad day. He’s the best thing that could ever happen to you.
by Big bad wolf November 27, 2018
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