taint 

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

taint by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint 

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

Taint by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint 

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

Taint by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

Taint 

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

i just licked her taint

Taint by raviisaslut March 12, 2017

taint 

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

taint by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010

taint 

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

taint by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

taint 

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

taint by Jason Witt August 10, 2007