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CallMeCarson 

Bandkids' Idle
hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
CallMeCarson by SonicLover8000 October 22, 2020

callmecarson 

😬
guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

CallMeCarson 

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
CallMeCarson by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

CallMeCarson 

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova
Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

CallMeCarson 

The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.
CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.

Callmecarson 

Guy A :do you know Callmecarson?
Guy B:Yeah, he's a sexy booty bitch.