When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.
Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.
Person 1: What the fuck is Dave doing?
Person 2: He's moving his limbs around for some reason.
Dave: I'm doin it cuz i just smoke a blunt and i'm flampy as FUCK!
Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.
1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:
Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.