glazed 

Having been covered in sperm.

He glazed the girl's face, then immediately went soft.

glazed by Rick101 October 1, 2005

Glazed 

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.

"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"

Glazed by Jervanic March 9, 2010

Glazed 

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.

Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.

Glazed by TheRealCM18 August 7, 2011

Glazed 

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five

Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

Glazed by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

glazed 

high, stoned

He was glazed during class.

glazed by Anonymous October 15, 2003

glazed 

means to have very waterty looking eyes but the feel really dry. when you get high off you no what

dude: are my eyes bad?
dude2: hell yeahs man the hella glazed

glazed by ILIKETOOOOOOOOOO April 18, 2005

glazed 

The most possible intoxication of weed you can achieve. Where you can only remember small parts of the day. Creates the largest amount of munchies any person can achieve.

he is so glazed that he don't know where he is

glazed by blunt maker #1 December 10, 2009