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grant community high school 

A school known for 90% of the population being white and smell like ass, the bathrooms smell like a kangaroo fart and the lunch tastes like shit. also known for having the worst sports teams especially football.
woah he goes to Grant community high school, what a bum. lame ass nigga

Grand Blanc high school 

A highschool in a rich suburb area right by/in flint. Known for girls getting eaten out by foster dogs, students fucking in the library, and teachers sleeping with students. The girls there are ether super popular and rich or fucking weird, the guys there usually have bigger asses than the girls or typically have perms. Every person there vapes and because of that the bathrooms have vape sensors in them, also the only thing everyone can agree on is that crossing is bullshit and the only couples you see in the hallways are fucking ugly and should not be making out like that.
Person 1: “hey that girl goes to Grand Blanc high school, she’s hot”
Person 2: “nah man, they’re fucking weird. She probably has stds from fucking so many guys in the library

Grand Ledge High School

Grand Ledge High School is basicly a shit show, teachers are constantly preaching to the kids about their bonds to tax the community so they can revert all of the changes they made back in 2009. Also, the school wants to build a new swimming pool and fill their current one in with concrete so it can be a "community walking track" even though they have 2 already.

The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"

The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes
Rando- Hey what school do you go to
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass

These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS

East Grand Rapids High School 

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.
He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

Grand Junction High School 

A giant asbestos-filled, drugged up, hunk of crap that is literally falling apart. I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up on a T-Shirt before graduation. Also none of the lockers work. Good Luck!
1: I go to grand junction high school.
2: How the hell aren’t you dead yet?

Grand Ledge High School

High school in the Lansing suburb of Grand Ledge. Tons of black people, but they're never actually in a class. They just roam the halls.

The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.

In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.

The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.

Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.

There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.

Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.

See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
Wigger: Yo bitch, outta the way!

Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.

Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Such is life in Grand Ledge High School