hey bru 

South African Indian greeting, used to greet family members, friends, or the brother of the hot chick next door that you'd like to bang.

"Hey bru, listen here. Let's vy to the pozzie to chill by the pool. Ekse, hey bru."

hey bru by sumo_slender January 6, 2020

HEY bruise 

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

HEY bruise by Shmouse May 24, 2005