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Drunky Monkey

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The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.
I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.

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I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.
by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014
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Drunky Monkey

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A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.
by RCO123 December 24, 2019
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A white boy who is extremely talented at basketball yet very humble. SO humble that the only person who can brag about him is his girlfriend. A guy who can do all different types of dunks and is one of the top shooters in the state. A guy who has a very promising future.
That dunky monkey on the court is so hot!
by dukeshortie93 September 25, 2011
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Drunk Monkey

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The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.
by G November 26, 2003
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To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
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Monkey dunky

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A monkey (nigger) you can find on the court dunking basketballs and shoving gulf balls up his arse for extreme pleasure
Man that boy is a monkey dunky
by Monkey dunky November 7, 2016
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The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.
I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...
by dgdesign February 25, 2011
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