Crunchyitis

An arthritic feeling in a particular body part due to old age

My fingers have crunchyitis

by Moodypoodyrudy December 16, 2019

crunchitize

A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.

Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.

by NotDave January 28, 2008

Crunchilishious

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

by opraah July 17, 2007

crunchitize

To ask for anal sex from Captain Crunch.

"Crunchitize us Cap'n!"

by Eddie June 14, 2003

crunchyfish

Internet celebrity, famed for his caustic wit and roguish charm.

That's pretty LOL4REALZ, crunchyfish.

by Bump for the IRC crew March 25, 2003

crunchytickle

I AM CRUNCHYTICe

ru crunchytickelle?

YES I AM CRUNCHYTICKLE

by BAALLLLLLLLF February 19, 2023