n. - An evil tree hugger who has an intense hatred towards the human race. A chaone is someone who would choose to eathumans rather than animals and believes that humans are on earth to serve animals and plants.
v. - to chaown someone means to spread the evil anti-humanity hatred onto another person.
Don't go near the forest, there are chaones there waiting to brainwash little children.
If you get lost in the forest you will get chaowned!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"