When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

Lightning McQueen by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

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Lightning McQueen

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick

I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen

Lightning McQueen by I smell pickle February 26, 2021

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Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?

Lightning McQueen by EsbenT September 16, 2008

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The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.

during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen

lightning mcqueen by jenterperfohee February 5, 2023

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