Chooftah 

Slang; Cocaine

See also: that gak, beak, bash, yam, Colombian marching powder, etc.

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Got 11/10 ami ther n nice bit ov chooftah ther aswel txts only dnt call

Chooftah by Big Flava October 15, 2019

choofta 

Someone who vapes.

"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."

choofta by old mate@ July 22, 2021

Choofahead 

An incompetent motorist. Someone who stops at yield signs when merge lane is clear. Someone who stops for yellow and even sometimes green traffic lights. Someone who watches you in there rear view mirror because they're worried about you being too close. Basically any poor driving observed while on the road.

man the roads are full of choofaheads today, ehh! Look forward and go you choofahead! I know you're not stopping at an f-ing green light you choofahead!?!? It's the one next to the brake......GO you Choofahead!!!

Choofahead by dancin fool 711 October 1, 2010

Chootah 

where there turds are cut.

Right in the chootah ked!

Chootah by chootapolice September 28, 2020