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Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him
Jared v by Rainbow.sprinkles October 12, 2019

Jared Van Houten 

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

Javed(V) 

Brookes bf

People don’t know, but they both secretly like each other 😉
Me:Wait who’s brookes bf again?
Person 1: Javed obvi

Person 2: wait who?
Person 1: V, but 🤫

Person 2: LMFAOO alr !*goes to tell their friends about Javed(V)*
Javed(V) by Monalisa111444 February 5, 2023

Jared Venezia 

An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.
That boy is just like Jared Venezia: he can do anything!
Jared Venezia by SEA45 February 25, 2009

jared vanvleet 

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

Jarred Varin 

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !
Jarred Varin by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021