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Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
Beanos by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019
The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans
Man: I almost died last night, I almost met Beanos. Man2: That would have been lit fam
Beanos by Beanism Co-founder January 22, 2020
a kidney bean standing upwards that is purple and has humanoid features
Matt : bruh when i have sleep paralasis i always see beanos looking me in my eyes

John : deadass?
Beanos by Yicholas August 31, 2019
Praise our lord and savoir beanos
Beanos by neatomosquito September 28, 2019
a purple bean that sing lyrics to sponge bob music
i love beanos
BEANOS by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 13, 2020
A simple little bean that was watching infinity war and all of a sudden, POW!! Thanos comes out of the TV The Ring style and fused with the innocent bean and created the masterpiece named BEANOS!!!!!!!!!
BEANOS by DWL Dawn March 18, 2020