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The curious George 

When a group of black men cuck your wife and she gets pregnant, names the baby George. Leaving them wondering who their real father is for the rest of their life. Leading them on a adventure.
My wife finally told our child I was not their real father. Now they are curious who is. The Curious George as you would say.

The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.
Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".