vagi-penis 

a vaginal looking thing behind a males genitals

steve has a vagi-penis..

vagi-penis by dshiz August 31, 2005

vagopenis 

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

vagopenis by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

vagopeniscunt 

An unusual sex organ, which consists of a vagina with a penis growing from it, the end of which takes the form of another vagina. The inverse of a penovaginadick.

"Jim's vagopeniscunt quivered in delight."

vagopeniscunt by Chopsnilf April 27, 2006