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really awesomely jaw-droppingly hectically good when even Nang, hectic, boooohh!, boom, large, raaaaaaah, rowdy and GET IN! won't do. the ultimate expression of superlative excitement.
"Shit, bruv. there's a kiddy here at the door who says you've just won lottery! AND a saucy postcard from Beyonce sayin' she wants a piece of ya! oh and a telegram from the vatican! they've made you pope."

"-Ning"
ning by riddimrak June 14, 2005
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Chinese word meaning "serenity," not "peace" as the social networking site of the same name claims. Also, a very common proper unisex Chinese name.
Li Ning is a famous Chinese gymnast and entrepreneur.
Ning by ChouChouPangPang August 23, 2011
"What's up you ning"
"Well that's a pile of ning"
"Your such a ninger"
"I'll punch you in the ning"
"Ning off!"
Ning by ning-anator September 12, 2009
A group of girls who hate offshore and throw busses.
“God that Shan is such a Ning, she’s going to throw a bus at Callum!”
“Ellie! Stop being a Ning!”
“Chels! Harvey doesn’t want to be hit with a bus you Ning!”
“Katie and Millie are such Ning’s! They hate Offshore!”
Ning by Chels Richards October 4, 2018
the version of Facebook that is not blocked on school computers.
I am going to Ning it up during class today!
Ning me and we will talk.
Lets go ninging!
The act of masturbating a female (can be used by the female about a self-action, or by another)
I totally ninged her.
I love to ning.
ning by Animenokyouran November 2, 2008