slow elk 

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

slow elk by Trav September 24, 2004

slow elk 

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

slow elk by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

slow elk 

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

slow elk by j to the a to the red August 1, 2005