What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.
Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
by Big Tom September 14, 2007
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A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
by JJBQ May 3, 2010
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