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McPounder 

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.
Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!
McPounder by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
Ranch McPounder by slimtim December 15, 2007
HAUNTED MOUND HAUNTAHOLICS
“ew no he’s a mounder”

Yellow McPfender

When there is a half popped yellow zit on someones nose.

Stinky McChundermuddflaps 

An extremely corpulent person who rides next to you in a plane or bus such that their fat rolls have leaked out of their seat and are resting upon you.
Dudester A: Hey bro, how was your flight back from Chi-town?

Dudester B: Oh shit, this Stinky McChundermuddflaps was sitting next to me. There was fat EVERYWHERE!

Mpounder 

Descirbes a good blowjob, given by Mr. pounds, yes..you!!! The one that teachers at DRHS YES! YOU!!!


Oh yea, he watches Passions? WTF KIND OF MAN WATCHES THAT?!!!!
I'm the mpounder..GRRRRRR...FEAR ME!!
Mpounder by Ben Dover jr. March 16, 2005