straighty 

N.
1. A womanizing man who hits on a gay man's female friends.
2. Slang used in homosexual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.

BACK OFF STRAIGHTY, she's with me.

straighty by chris g October 26, 2003

straighty 

Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180

hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?

Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.

your such a straighty180 faggot!

straighty by DaJeww November 17, 2018

Straighty 

A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.

Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.

Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,

"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"

And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.

Peace out."

Guy: Oh wow..

Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!

Straighty by KirstInsane June 14, 2016

straighty 

A non-gay person, who is otherwise classified as a homo. See also Cory.

Alex:Dude, I dont know why your so straight.
Cory:NO! I am not a straighty, I think about dicks all day long!

straighty by Auer March 6, 2008

Straighty 

very straight/overly cis

"Straighty moment"
"Wtf?"

Straighty by notastraighty December 10, 2022

straighty one-eighty 

Someone who is completely straight-up, clean, and normally is oblivious to things such as popular slang, and the pop culture involving drugs, alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and such.

cool kid: "Dude, i got so slammed last night that i went to third with that nerd in my biology class!"
straighty one-eighty: "What are you talking about? slammed by what? and where's 'third'?"
cool kid: "Man, you're such a straighty one-eighty."

straighty one-eighty by Really cool Kid :) January 20, 2009

Straighty 180 

A noob, dweeb or geek that plays everything by the rules, knows every book off by heart, but is a total douche bag in society.

1) Matt: Hey, how come Peter never comes out to party with us anymore?
Jane: He's stuck in his room doing his english papers. He's such a fucking straighty 180.

2) Phil: Daym, I can't believe Mya's going out with that douche bag. She's way too hot for him!
Matt: Doode, what do you expect? He's studying law. Fucking striahgty 180.

Straighty 180 by zi-dawg July 28, 2009