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This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.
Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.

Liam: No.

Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.

Virgin ass bitch.

Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.

Liam: How do you know.

Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
Passat by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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German term used to describe a brisk wind.
Der passat blies durch den See.
"The brisk wind blew over the lake."
passat by M Case July 9, 2003
Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.
I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.
Passat by Leif June 10, 2006
A VW midsize sedan. Can be ordered with V4, V6, V8, Front Wheel Drive and All Wheel Drive. costing from $20,000- $35,000.
Passat by 767 June 27, 2005
Slang to describe a violent wank. The term is taken form the Manufacturer of the Passat - VW (Volks Wagen)
Looking at her "Jelly on springs" ass makes me want to have a Passat.

Im so horney - when I get home its Passat time.

Passat done, now time with wife & kids.
Passat by Coldestmoon June 23, 2011
She sat stunned like a windless Passat !
Passat by Gogh June 28, 2019

Passat 3bg 

The best car ever, makes u wanna sell your old trash bugatti when you drive it the first time. Looking hella fire stanced and can have a big ass w8 engine, vr6 engine, v6 engine or the legendary 1.8t and 1,9tdi. The other engines can go fuck them selfs. Sooo go buy a passat 3bg u scary mf!
Human#1: Hey what car do u drive?

Human#2 I drive a Passat 3bg!

Human#1 I think im about to cum!!
Passat 3bg by Baloo04 October 27, 2021