Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.

Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.

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voice for silent movies

someone who looks incredibly beautiful but has a terrible voice

Guy 1: wow that girl is really hot.
Guy 2; yeah but I heard she has a voice for silent movies.
Guy 1: never mind.

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When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud

Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake

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