A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.
Man, i can't wait to see the next episode, I'm such a whale waraddict
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)