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Playing In The Majors 

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.
Playing In The Majors by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009

The Major (Hellsing) 

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*

tom goes to the major 

it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.
Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.

Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
tom goes to the major by MayorTom January 13, 2009

See you in the major leagues 

A sentence where men cried...
"See you in the major leagues, Jack."

join the majority 

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.
Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.
join the majority by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

tyranny of the majority 

Tyranny of the Majority: a slang phrase used to describe democracy by people who insist that tyranny of the minority is better.
A system where people are allowed to choose their leaders, with one person being allowed to cast one vote, is tyranny of the majority.