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A small town in the middle of literal nowhere. The town is comprised of high school has-beens, douche cops, pizza restaurants, and ice cream.
1: “I just got pulled over by a LeMars police officer for stopping at a stop light.”
2: “where at?”
1: “over by that pizza place.”
2: “which one?”
1: “it had some cone statue outside of it.”
2: “glad this town takes their pizza and ice cream seriously.”
LeMars by TheRealTeamKiller May 10, 2018
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Lemasi is the name of one of the greatest poets of all time. One of his most recognizable works is “Sticks and bones may break my stones, but hurt me can words”

Lemasi was also a world renowned chemist and had a history of fixing pencil sharpeners.
Wow, that guy is very good at poetry, he must be lemasi.
lemasi by Lemasi April 21, 2019
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Lemoore, California. Namesake of Naval Air Station (NAS) Lemoore.
Nevado: Hey bro! I need a stash spot in Lemas for the Moon Stuff and Clear comin' from Visa!

Calacas: Don't stress fool! Just go to the Naval Air Station! I saw some shit on the news about two tweakers who drove into NAS Lemas and crashed into an F-18!

Nevado: Right on homey! If no one was trippin' on those two, then we should have no problems!
Lemas by ZXY&ABC July 31, 2019

Braeden Lemasters 

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.
Braeden Lemasters is a God
Braeden Lemasters by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

Lemargee 

When you do something so boneheaded that you have to just say, “I’m fucked” and walk out ending your career sexting with a chatbot.
When he came back from the bathroom and saw his sexts displayed on the board, he said, “I’m fucked, guess I just Lemargeed my career” and dipped out.
Lemargee by Goncharov February 27, 2023

LeMasterita 

A variety of a margarita concocted by LeMaster. It usually contains margarita mix, Tequila, Rum, and 90 proof Peach Schnapps.
Whoa, I can only have one more LeMasterita or else I am going to pass out.
LeMasterita by BigBadJohn June 23, 2008
Lemari they are sexy one of a kind one who makes you smile and keeps your happiness 100% who still loves you no matter what you look like or do to make him feel bad who takes a girl for who they are but not only how they look
Lemari by Marikingz June 26, 2018