Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.

"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

Master Oogway

The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.

Master Oogway: ah, my time has come

Master Oogway by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020

Master Oogway

A different type of species typically a giga chad.

Master Oogway is made different

Master Oogway by [e-mail] April 3, 2023

Master Oogway Shit 

Hella wise stuff thats been said or is being said

Kyle, after hitting and hitting PNC: damn bro, I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be happy.
Abdul: woah bro, that's some master Oogway shit

Master Oogway Shit by GlizzyGladiator824 July 20, 2020

Master oowgay 

It’s YouTuber that he tells his quotes and stuff and pretty much is Andrew tate

“If there’s a hole, then there’s a goal”

-master oowgay

Master oowgay by QUANDALE DINGEL696969420 January 19, 2023