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panty bandit 

Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.
In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.
panty bandit by panty bandit January 24, 2018

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

Party Bandit

A person who attends a party which they initially had no intention of attending, possibly due to a lack lustre male-female ratio, or simply the disgusting and un-entertaining nature of fellow party attendees.

The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.
Did you see John Party Bandit the shit out of the party tonight, I can't even remember whose party it was.
Party Bandit by The Dawg 89 February 11, 2010