yelpaging

to spend hours perusing the yellow pages of a new town from a hotel room, just for pleasure

Although her husband desparately wanted to make love in their San Jose hotel room, she was busy reading the numerous entries for Mushrooms while yelpaging

yelpaging by Belinda Morrill, Ph.D. May 7, 2005

yelping gecko 

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

yelping gecko by mega troller November 12, 2013

Yelping Yacob

A very dark monkey. This monkey is mixed, typically a light brown color, but because it is dirty, it ends up looking much darker. It always misbehaves and causes trouble. It is called Yelping Yacob because it yelps when in trouble, and whines like a dirty blackie.

Yelping yacob yumped yonder yesterday.

Yelping Yacob by sneakyyacob123 December 9, 2025