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Fat Man On A Motorbike 

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
Fat Man On A Motorbike by Har-Har August 17, 2010

Romford Motorbike 

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.
This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.
Romford Motorbike by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

jesus christ on a motorbike 

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.
Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

motorbike 

Intimate position, whereby the female's knees are drawn to the chest, with legs pointed straight up and feet turned out, like the handlebars on a motorbike. The male simultaneously grabs the feet and strategically "revs" the throttle, making motorbike sounds during the act, changing gears, and hitting the redline at climax!
Stan: How'd it go last night with the new girl?

Kyle: It was awesome! She's a lightweight like a 150CC, so I pulled a Ricky Carmichael and motorbike'd it! (makes engine sounds and pretends to rev the throttle) I think I may have twisted her ankle!
motorbike by Nick the Shark March 26, 2010

motorbike 

Commonly misperceived as a "death trap", a motorbike is a fun and auxhillaurating mode of transport. Its lighter weight and easy maneuverability makes an ordinary street bike faster than a tricked up sports car.
That motorbike is fast.
motorbike by tthedawg January 30, 2007

Motorbiker 

The name given to people that ride motorbikes. In Latin America it is very common to see many people riding motorbikes to do their jobs.
People who work as messengers in motorbikes are called "motorizados". Common expresions: I've just sent my motorbiker, please wait for him. or the Motorbiker will be there in few minutes or Send me your motorbiker. Nowadays, it is very common to see streets and avenues everywhere in Venezuela and Colombia crowded of motorbikers, either they are messanger or not.
Motorbiker by pol234 April 17, 2010