wet teddy 

When you drop your teddy in a puddle and wash it using your daughters left sock in a bag of bleach.

I did a wet teddy!

wet teddy by SlappyGrandad69mililetres October 14, 2017

Wet teddy bear 

Gay bearded man love near water.

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.

Wet teddy bear by MitchellWay March 12, 2021

wet teddy bear table 

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

wet teddy bear table by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021